Evil Giant Killer Robots!

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( As you can see in this picture Ninja Penguin Tux is celebrating his defeat of the evil robot while I the Ninja Penguin Master am still demonstrating my Ninja Penguin skills of projecting myself as a distraction for the robot while Tux finished him. )

First of all people don't think that Giant Evil Killer Robots exist. That's a myth. Giant Evil Killer Robots Do Exist! The models that have recently been sent out to kill the Ninja Penguins have Adamantium metal armour and are the size of Optimus Prime. They seldomly ever attack alone without backup. The only time a Robot has been recorded to attack a Ninja Penguin alone was back when the Evil Corporations were testing them out to see how effective they were. We discovered that the only way to defeat these killer robots was to either use the sacred Vibranium Sward of death or to hyper accelerate a Ninja Penguin past the speed of light to reality warping speeds that will go right threw Adamantium like Swiss cheese but this tends to warp the time space continuum which results in a big mess for us to clean up in the time stream. Someone called it the Large Ninja Penguin Collider or LNPC. So the best way we have found to kill the Evil Giant Killer Robots is to distract them from the front while a Ninja Penguin slips into their black box control module and destroys it along with the back up control module. Once the control modules have been destroyed the Evil Giant Killer Robots stop moving and fall over. Then we use the Vibranium Sward of death to cut the robot into smaller pieces used to create armour for some of our Ninja Penguins to wear when combating enemies that self destruct upon killing them.

So where do Evil Giant Killer Robots come from?
That's a good question. When the Ninja Penguins get people to use Linux instead of other software owned by Evil Corrupt CEOs and their Corporations they tend to loose money and to avoid this they spend even more money building the Evil Giant Killer Robots. At first they tried to export production of Evil Giant Killer Robots to China but the led in the armour didn't seem very effective.

Some of these Evil Giant Killer Robots have smaller cousins designed for alley way fights.