How Ninja Penguins Defy Space and Time

In our dimension we exist inside time. The Time Space Continuum has a MTR or Master Time Record. The MTR is a lot like the MBR on a computer hard drive. It keeps track of where everything is like a table of contents. All that is necessary to change where and when someone or something is in the space time continuum is to simply rewrite the MTR which is stored at the beginning of time. The way you access the MTR is simple. All you have to do is look for the time addresses that link back to it in our present. By moving at the speed of light you can be in synk with the MTR and communicate with it. To go to the past for example you would simply change the address of yourself in the Space Time Continuum 1 hour in the future to a date you want to arrive in the past and the place. You must make sure however to also enter the time you will exit the past and be brought back to the future. Failure to do this would mean you would have to use more primitive methods in the past to access the MTR. This is one of many ways Ninja Penguins travel. The easiest way to access the MTR is to simply travel to the dimension of central time control. From there you can access the MTR of any universe, however you will want to keep from allowing any enemies into the dimension of central time control because it will make for a very long lasting repetitive fight that will either drive you insane or you will just get very board. It is possible to get caught in an infinite loop. Oh and whatever you do don't set the time for departure as your time for arrival or you will cause two problems. First of all you will get caught in an infinite loop and second if the MTR is not fixed by someone outside of your time or someone in the dimension of central time control our time space continuum will implode.

This funny idea is Copyright 2009 Justin Breithaupt.